Final Tally from Fresh Air 25th Anniversary Party:

Premeditated Speeches: 5

Impromptu speeches: many

Stitches needed immediately following party: 6 (on a coworker’s finger due to an accidentally broken bottle…)

Children attending: many

Lloyd Schwartzes attending: 1

Limbo Bars: 0

Conga Lines: 0

Macarenas Danced To: 0

Party Favors: t-shirts from Fresh Air’s 20th anniversary party in 2007

Counting down to the 30th…