Tina Fey on her mom forcing her to try on bras outside of dressing rooms at JC Penneys: "I developed very early. I was probably in 5th grade getting a bra. I developed breasts so early and so strangely high that the bra was more to clarify what they were. That they were not a goiter or something. It was mortifying, but I can absolutely see making that same mistake because you transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: ‘No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.’"