1. slightlypretentious:

Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance. Sally Albright: Which one am I? Harry Burns: You’re the worst kind; you’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance. Sally Albright: I don’t see that. Harry Burns: You don’t see that? Waiter, I’ll begin with a house salad, but I don’t want the regular dressing. I’ll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. “On the side” is a very big thing for you. Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it. Harry Burns: I know; high maintenance. 
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    slightlypretentious:

    Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance. 
    Sally Albright: Which one am I? 
    Harry Burns: You’re the worst kind; you’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance. 
    Sally Albright: I don’t see that. 
    Harry Burns: You don’t see that? Waiter, I’ll begin with a house salad, but I don’t want the regular dressing. I’ll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. “On the side” is a very big thing for you. 
    Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it. 
    Harry Burns: I know; high maintenance. 

  2. nora ephron

    when harry met sally